the-absolute-funniest-posts:

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”

(Source: takinoverswag)

senorbigwood:

LOL THIS IS THE BEST ONE OF THESE IVE SEEN SO FAR

(via seriously-sarcastic)

(Source: colonelcheru, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

satansthong:

zewm:

satansthong:

zewm:

satansthong:

Let’s meet at Bill’s place!

False. Zombies can get you in the water. Have you ever tried to kick or punch underwater? YEA. 

Wrong. They can walk into the water but just wander along the seabed. They lack the physical ability to kick fast enough to tread water and they lack any air in their rotting bodies to achieve buoyancy. As long as you steer clear of the seabed and shallow waters you will be fine.
 

Well played sir. Well played.

BUT, could you theoretically say that if enough zombies come after you they would eventually stack up high enough to still be able to reach you? You should still be prepared for such an attack.

(via summerdineen)

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

(via izoonick)